Laugh With Abby :{D
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

all-time-nugget:

snucy:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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a modern love story

Swag money though

deanprincesster:

so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

qrieves:

"same sex marriage is unnatural!"

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moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

moffatsapprentice:

ASKING THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.

00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

avalugh:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character

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gaymercutio:

8 YEAR OLD ANNABETH GETTING HER STRINGY DAMAGED HAIR CUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS BY SOME OLDER APHRODITE GIRLS WHO TREAT HER LIKE A PRINCESS AND THEN SHE RUNS TO SHOW LUKE HOW CUTE SHE LOOKS AND FHJKLAKJFHJAKJ BABY ANNABETH

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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